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Sorry If My Patriotism Offends You Trust Me Your Lack Of Spine Offends Me More Shirt

$22.99

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
  • Total: $0.00
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Details about the Sorry If My Patriotism Offends You Trust Me Your Lack Of Spine Offends Me More Shirt, T-Shirt

Let’s dive into the specifics of the Sorry If My Patriotism Offends You Trust Me Your Lack Of Spine Offends Me More Shirt, below for more information:

Fabric Weight Heavy (6oz) to midweight (5oz)
Solid Colors 100% cotton
Ash Grey, Heather Grey 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
Heather Dark Grey 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Fit Unisex classic fit
Stitching Double-needle sleeve, collar, and bottom hem
Fabric Preshrunk jersey knit
Label Munkyshirt
Colors Black, Navy, Royal, Purple, Gold, Orange, Red, Maroon, Forest Green, Irish Green, Dark Heather, Sport Grey…
Sizes Infant to Adult (NB to 5XL)
Origin Printed in the USA
Brands Gildan, Bella + Canvas, Next Level Apparel

Other Products with the Sorry If My Patriotism Offends You Trust Me Your Lack Of Spine Offends Me More Shirt

We also offer other Sorry If My Patriotism Offends You Trust Me Your Lack Of Spine Offends Me More Shirt with the same design to suit different needs and styles:

  • Ladies T-Shirt
  • Youth T-Shirt
  • Unisex Hoodie
  • Unisex Sweatshirt
  • Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
  • Unisex Tank Top

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry or hang dry.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
  • Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Ashley Thomas
Good Quality, Runs a bit small

The shirt material is soft and the print is good quality, but I recommend sizing up.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Christopher Wilson
Highly Recommend this Shop!

From the quality to the customer service, everything was excellent. Will definitely order again.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Jessica Black
Cool Design

Got so many compliments on this shirt. The design is unique and eye-catching.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Michael White
Love the Fit!

Ordered my usual size and it fits perfectly. The material is very flattering.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Sarah Green
Super Fast Shipping

Ordered on Monday and it arrived on Wednesday! So impressed with the shipping speed.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
David Brown
Great Value!

You can't beat the price for the quality of this shirt. Fits perfectly and looks great.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Emily Jones
Amazing Print Quality!

The design is so vibrant and detailed. Really impressed with the print quality.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Matthew Robinson
Great Customer Service!

Had a question about my order and they were quick to respond and very helpful.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Elizabeth Martinez
Durable and washes well

I've washed this shirt several times and the print hasn't faded and it still looks new.

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Zuhause Ist Wo Meine Schafe Sind Landwirt Bauernhof Geschenk Shirt
Daniel Garcia
Love the color!

The color of this shirt is exactly what I was hoping for. It's even more vibrant in person.

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  • Delivery Time: Expect to receive your order 5 – 10 business days from shipment date, not order date (depending on shipping method).
  • Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
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